Every Friday Roots in Alpharetta features an article on food and dining in a series called Foodie Friday.
It’s about this time of year when the Revue & News releases their “best of” awards. The winners are chosen by readers and, unfortunately I fear, subject to shill campaigns at times.
It would be easy to mimic. We could go on and on about the best sushi, burgers or whatever in town. We could fight holy wars on who has the best pizza or barbecue. But it would be too easy to write that article, the equivalent of a food blogger’s layup.
So we’ll do something completely different. Without further ado I present what I hope may become a yearly article, our dubious restaurant awards of 2014.
The estrogen overload award – Never Enough Thyme
This place easily sport a four-to-one female-to-male ratio on any given day. Their menu of healthy yet delicious sandwiches attracts a mix of skinny cubicle dwelling ladies along with old biddies from the Windward book club. But it’s worth checking your man card at the door for a visit here. Their Texas-style chili is the best in town.
Most overrated new restaurant of 2014 – Chicken Salad Chick
The ladies that frequent places like Never Enough Thyme usually have pretty good taste. But they’ve missed the mark here. That same crowd is mobbing this new restaurant, pushing lines out the door for lunch. Don’t get me wrong, the chicken salad here is alright. I’d rank it a tiny notch above what you can get at any decent deli in town. But they’re certainly not worth waiting in line for. Sure their different flavors are cool, but it feels more like mix in ingredients. The rest of the menu is unimaginative. So what’s with the lines, ladies?
What I’d miss the most if I left Alpharetta – Shawarma from Jerusalem Bakery
God forbid if I had to more away from this cool place, shawarma is what I’d miss the most. The explosion of flavors and textures in Jerusalem’s chicken shawarma wrap is crave-worthy. If you only take one bit of restaurant advice from this blog, this should be it. Go have a shawarma today for lunch!
Best place for misbehaving kids – Wild Wing
Don’t let your kids misbehave in a restaurant. But if you’re concerned about a toddler meltdown and don’t want to bother your fellow patrons as you get little bubba outta there, try a loud sports bar. The sometimes raucous Wild Wing is my pick here.
The special sauce award – Jalapeno lime from Wildflour
They put it on fish, pork and chicken. They could pour it over the sole of a shoe and I’d eat it. This sauce is creamy, a tad spicy, a little tangy and all overall delicious. I take the corner of my bread and dab up every last drop as I finish a Wildflour sandwich.
If we did a deathwatch – Firefly
My friend Eli Zandman occasionally runs a restaurant deathwatch column on his blog Tomorrow’s News Today. It’s very controversial, too much so for us to emulate here. That’s not to say it would be hard though because we’d have places like Firefly on the list. The long list of failures looms dark over this Windward location. The present owners did themselves a disservice keeping the same name and concept as the previous failed restaurant. And their menu and offerings are just not hitting it out of the park, something that will be necessary of any restaurant that hopes to be successful here. Hopefully something will make it here, but Firefly version 2.0 probably isn’t it.